Leo

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Walking and talking at 10 months. He graduated with his first Bachelor of Science in Biochemistry at 16.  By 24 he was a tenure track Ph.D. at Stanford with his own administrative assistant.

He was miserable.

It was the poetry of the basic cell that charmed him.  How it quivered in the agar agar and devoured the sucrose.  How it cringed when the refrigerator malfunctioned and almost died.  He could see the small thing shiver,

The cell had likes and desires.  It had dislikes and burdens. So did Leo.

He read Byron. He called all of his cells she for they possessed all of them the ability t Leo had been a precocious child.  o divide and become two. To reproduce.

He’d recite She Walks in Beauty when pipetting some new solution into the  dish.

He said “Give me your good side, Sweetheart,” when he slipped them between a slide and admired their nakedness.

His mother had wanted all this for him, but Leo had always and only wanted to drive trains through the Rockies. 

He tried to make the best of it.  He did love his cells. But he wanted to hang his head out the window of the caboose and howl as the train descended 200 feet into a valley.

He was 30 when he called the Chessie system. 

31 when they quit laughing and took him serious 

 He was 33 and 2 days old when he landed a job on the railroad.

He hadn’t told his mother.  Her dad had been a railroad man with a different family in every depot. 

She would keen and cover her still glossy Greek curls with a shawl and call the priest. But perhaps some vocations are genetic. His cells cried out for railroad tracks through the pristine mountains. For the howl.

Stanford was her dream, not his.

He tucked Lord Byron into his lunchbox that morning.  He would tell his mom at the end of his shift.

Cinderella’s Step Sister Speaks Her Mind

I cannot believe this. I just can’t.  That little bitch, pardon my language, but this is so beyond the pale that that’s the nicest word I can use.  After all we’ve done for her.  I don’t even know where to start.

I guess with the housecleaning thing.  Cinderella is OCD.  No, really, I mean it.  She was officially diagnosed by a psychiatrist and everything.  Won’t take her meds.  We never asked her to clean anything.  And she’s made our lives a living hell.  It would look like no one lived here if it was up to her.  She entered a state of rage cleaning when I once left my library book on the piano while I ate lunch.  She thought I should have returned the book to the basket she bought for library books.  Everything has a specific place.  Everything.  And she goes nuts if you don’t use it.

I do all the cooking. I like to cook, but not with her around.  I like to gather all the ingredients, use them as I cook, and put them away when I’m done. She thinks I should go back and forth to the pantry fetching and returning each one in turn.  Bah! Sister cleans the kitchen, but can’t meet Cinderella’s standards, so she cleans it a second time grumbling about how she has to do everything if it’s to be done right.

And the talking and singing with the animals.  Good grief.  We live in a 3-bedroom apartment in Queens.  No deer, no rabbits.  Yeah, there are birds.  We’ve seen and heard Cinderella stand at an open window and sing and dance.  It never occurred to us she thought she was communing with forest creatures.  I mean, really, why would we?  And singing?  Cinderella can’t carry a tune even with a little red wagon and a small boy to pull it for her.  She’s dreadfully tone-deaf.

All we’ve done to try and make her a part of our family!  I’m sorry her father died.  He was a good stepfather and I miss him, but we only knew him for a few months.  Of course, we didn’t mourn as hard as she did.  But we felt so sorry for her – all alone in the world.  We made sure she understood that this was her home now and we were her family.  We were generous to a fault with her.  All of her dad’s money, even that bequeathed to us, is in a trust not to be released to her until she’s 21.  We’ve been paying for everything.

And the ball.  My God! What a debacle that was.  The Met called the police when she tried to crash it while wearing her prom dress and silver shoes from the Goodwill.

I could go on and on, but you should get the picture now.