Stevie, bless her heart, would do anything for a marshmallow. If you could make her understand what you wanted, she would enthusiastically do it. For a miniature marshmallow. Cold fusion in her in water bowl? No problem. Come here now. With pleasure. Potty Outside. Well, maybe. That one was a little more difficult. Dachshunds are notoriously difficult to housetrain.

Stevie was short for Frauleinen Stephanie von Whomper. Yes Frauleinen. Leinen had been my married name. Dachshunds were originally bred in Germany. My ex-husband’s people were German. We thought we were so clever with that name.
Stevie was my son’s birthday gift one year.
An internet friend had come to our house to meet me for the first time. Negley was a story in herself, but we’ll save that for another time. She brought with her Whomper, her miniature dachshund.
Jeremy fell in love with Whomper. In all fairness, she was an incredible dog. It was Jeremy’s first experience with a dachshund. Whomper and Stevie both left an impression on his heart. It took us a few years, but we finally gave Jeremy a dachshund. He’s 40 now and has two dachshunds. He will never not have a dachshund.
My son might disagree, but Stevie was the best dachshund of all. We got her as an 8-week-old puppy, and I had to keep her hidden for almost three days. It was over a weekend, and I spent hours in the master bathroom sitting on the floor with a wiggly and tiny dachshund who was falling in love with me. And I her.
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