The Snerd loved candy. Oh, yes he did. Now it’s true that all Snerds love candy, but this Snerd, was the snerdiest of them all and loved candy so much that he hoarded it depriving other Snerds of their opportunities to acquire candy. This Snerd would cackle with glee at his bounty all stored in his cottage.
Now Snerds don’t eat candy. Oh no. They use it as bait for unsuspecting children. If you study Snerd lore, you already know that a Snerd would never harm a child. But they are big and scary looking and find it hard to make friends with the little beings they are so enchanted by. Your average Snerd looks just like the monsters you think you see under your bed and are sometimes drawn in books. They have big eyes and big teeth and lots of hair and fur.

They don’t mean to frighten children, but they do. And so for years and years, the Snerds have been studying ways to befriend children because Snerds like children the way we like puppies – with abounding love and lots of giggles
Our Snerd, the hoarder, would race to the store after payday every week and spend his earnings on candy to entice children. He was frugal in all other areas of his life, so he sometimes bought all the candy which made the other Snerds mad for it hadn’t yet occurred to any of the Snerds that there might be another way to get a child’s attention. Throughout the history of Snerds, candy was used. Snerds experimented with different kinds and different ways of getting it to the children, but it was always candy.
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