Dumpster Fire

Please! I am begging. I am. We are writers. Our words are or should be chosen with precision.

Stop for just a moment and consider the term dumpster fire. Define it.

Dumpster: large metal container used to hold garbage.

Fire: combustion or burning producing heat, light and smoke.

In other words: a dumpster fire is the burning of garbage within a metal container that may or may not produce noxious or poisonous smoke. They are generally easy to put out and not likely to spread.

Dumpster fire is in no way a metaphor for the current events the term is often applied to.

What is burning is not garbage. The fire is not easily put out. The harm is not minimal.

Stop it.

Use your words correctly.

Eutony

Eutony. Some words just roll around your mouth like a well-loved piece of candy – sweet and pleasant – a delight and a treat.  There’s dazzle, for one.  And delightful, for that matter.  Tummy is a yummy word.  And raspberry.  But the best word – actually phrase – is salon de belleza.  It’s Spanish for beauty salon.  I learned it in junior high or maybe high school.  From its introduction to me to now, I like to roll it around in my mouth.  Long and slow–salon de belleza.  Of course, a Spanish speaker would say it much faster, but I like to linger over all those vowels.  Linger – now there’s another word. 

Sadly, I don’t have much opportunity to work salon de belleza into daily conversation.  Pity. 

I like the word envelope.  Not envelopeEnvelope.  And then there’s the verb envelopeAutonomy is fun and anthropological uses all the muscles in your face – I’m convinced of it though I have no proof.

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