
Dear Santa,
Remember the year I wanted an EZ Bake oven and my brother wanted a television? And I kept telling my brother Santa doesn’t bring TVs as I was kind-hearted enough to not want him to be disappointed but also bratty enough to point out how stupid his request was. You brought me a nonfunctional console tv that my dad later turned into a desk. The note on it said, I got a TV that didn’t work because I hadn’t believed. He got a freaking television.
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