Now they had some good arguments: the one that swayed me was the fact that pay phones are an endangered specie. I also was tired of explaining that I was the last person on the planet without a cell phone. So. I got a spiffy little prepaid cell phone with which I was happy But then people started calling me all the time and no amount of YOU CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THIS CALL IS COSTING ME got through to them. At 50 cents a minute, I couldn’t afford the convenience.By then I was convinced of the need for the damn thing. I wandered into an AT&T store and came out with an NEC phone that rocked my world. It was simple and didn’t try to make toast, take pictures, play music, or iron my sheets. It made calls and it had a great calendar that synced nicely with my Outlook contact list. For $29.99 a month even my chattiest friends could call me without me gritting my teeth.
Then I discovered that people think that because you have a phone you should answer it unless on life support or in a job interview. I continue to be astounded that people fail to realize that the phone is for my convenience and I answer it dependent on personal whims. That’s not ever going to change. My first full-time job was as a switchboard operator and I’ve had a love/hate relationship with phones ever since. I once lived for 3 years without a phone to try and get over the trauma of those early employment years – 42 ringing lines, 8 hours a day, all day, 5 days a week, and two Saturdays a month.
In any event, I went days without turning the cell phone on. You can’t imagine (or maybe you can) how that enrages people. Then there’s my mother who hollers “pick up, pick up” into my voice mail. Now granted, she only calls me when things are dire, but I’ve yet to get her to understand that voicemail is not an answering machine. (Her confusion is understandable – at home I have an answering machine, I screen all calls and I don’t “pick up” most of them.)
Well, just as I was getting to be dependent on the cell phone, AT&T sold to Cingular and my phone, coinkydink, didn’t work half the time and no amount of talking to customer service did any good. Enraged and in full tantrum mode one day, I went to the Cingular store prepared to have a meltdown. Fortunately, one of the kids I knew from the university was working. After a calm, reasoned explanation of my wrath, I was given a new phone at no charge.
Turns out it was the Motorola Razr. I had no idea that it was the trendy phone of the moment and younguns everywhere were saving their money to get one. I hated it. I do not want to hold my tongue just right, hit the right center side of a microscopic button, and say 12 hail mary-ies just to get my address book to open. I don’t know why anyone would.
Less than 24 hours later, I took the Razr back. My cute little university boy wasn’t there. I had to have a meltdown.
I walked out with a Blackberry. It was the first “smaller” version of the classic Blackberry. It didn’t have the QWERTY keyboard, but it was 4 times the size of the Razr.
Man, I loved that phone. It was simple, direct, synched with my Outlook and had dedicated buttons for features and a nifty track wheel conveniently located on the side. After a couple of months, it occurred to me that I wasn’t using the data capabilities and it was stupid to pay for it. I cancelled the data plan. I also cancelled the text message plan.
I didn’t understand until recently why having a Blackberry with no data plan confused people. Apparently, I was the last person to be allowed to do that. Now, if you want a Blackberry you have to pay the additional data fee.
Well, Cingular sold everything back to AT&T and regular as clockwork my phone became unreliable. It’s also very old. As my use of it dwindled, I decided paying for 450 minutes a month when I was using 20 was kind of silly. So, I converted the Blackberry to a Go-Phone account.
After years of railing about the evils of cell phones, addiction to the little monsters, etc. etc. to wit and tut tut, I found I missed knowing that I could call anyone anytime without fear of being out of minutes or talking too fast because of the 25 cents a minute thing.
And after years of railing about multifunctional phones that do everything besides connecting one voice to another, I found myself wanting the Blackberry 8900 because of its camera.
I thought this pining for the 8900 was temporary insanity and would wear off once my hormones stabilized. But then a friend got one. And then my son got one. My eyes narrowed into green, blazing slits of uncontrolled coveting.
Given my hatred of phone dependence and previous railing of phones that do everything, I cannot justify this.
But here’s an attempt:
- I’m really loving this blogging thing and I like giving y’all pictures to illustrate my blathering. I don’t want to carry my camera around everywhere (it’s bigger than your average digital), so a cell phone with a camera seemed kind of smart. The 8900 boasts a 3.2 megapixel with a decent resolution. (The picture quality is better than my first digital camera.)
- I also like responding to your comments in “real time” and I’m notified by email when comments come in, but if I don’t have access to the email, I can’t respond. Voila! A web enabled phone solves that problem.
- I’m now working two jobs – one of which has me out late at night. I feel safer with a phone, besides which a multifunction phone will alleviate some of the boredom of the wee hours.
- I just want it.
So. I’m cruising the Amazon site for birthday presents and there was the come-on deal – no activation fee, no shipping charges, and the 8900 for one penny. ONE CENT. ONE.
I dithered about that now-mandatory data package thing. I dithered about how much all this was going to cost me – my one cent phone. I dithered that they didin’t have it in a brilliant red. I dithered about 4 hours before clicking “add to cart”.
The thing finally arrived today. There are some things I’m not happy about, but I’m hoping it’s just a learning curve glitch and it’ll be second nature in no time.
But wouldn’t you know it – it’s cloudy and a little drizzly outside and I can’t get a signal. Cell phone reception in the barn is always hit and miss, but dammit, I got a new phone. I’ve got the data package. I’ve got texting minutes.
Fortunately, I’ve got wi-fi, so I did get to test that out. I’m hopeful that tomorrow I can explore my new phone and learn all its secrets and take a million pictures of people from the front seat of my car.
So. If you want to send me a text message, email me and I’ll give you my number.
I’m tickled with a phone that at the moment is incapable of making a phone call. Go figure. It’s a big ol’ goofy world and I’m the leading lady. Happy (early) Birthday to me!
[Note: The spiffy old-fashioned phone receiver thingie doesn’t fit in the new Blackberry – I’m going to have to find an adaptor – bet that ain’t gonna be easy.]
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(I guess they’re right when they say a penny saved, a cell phone earned…)
I can relate. Currently I’m in a cell phone dilemma. I want a new phone but can’t choose which type. Many of my co-workers have the i-phone. I’m not ready for that committment. Hope you’re pleased with your phone.
May you enjoy it as much as I do mine; and then some!!!
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Loved the post-congrats on the phone. I guess I’m the only phone cell-less person left. My husband wants me to have one-I don’t. But you are right-pay phones are far and few between these days-and sometimes that is worrisome.
I still haven’t listened to my voicemail from two days ago.
I feel your pain. I’ve been in the same quandary myself.
I ordered an I-phone (or however it’s spelled) on Friday. We’ll see how it goes. I wanted the keyboard and email, and I think we’ll be unhooking the landline. Which means we may be out of touch from time to time with our come-and-go connection, but we’ll both have cell phones and we’ll be paying the same amount for them and internet and we’re paying now for the old cell and landline.
The air card didn’t work, though. Bummer. So we’re stil stuck with the satellite for internet, at least for a while.
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