I wore my spiffy semi-new-ish boots to work tonight. I didn’t plant them in anyone’s crotch though I wanted to. I did, however, walk.
Tom Robbins, love his heart, said;
You’ve heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well?
It’d go like this: You’d get the boss on the line and say, “Listen, I’ve been sick ever since I started working here, but today I’m well and I won’t be in anymore.” Call in well.
(Yee Haw! Bet you never expected Tom Robbins and Nancy Sinatra in the same post.)